A Series of Unfortunate Events

I. Baudelaires

A. Violot

1. An Inventer

B. Klaus

1. A Book worm

C. Sunny

1. a baby that bites things all the time

II. Count Olaf

A. disguises

1. Scientist

2. See Captain

3. Receptionist

4. Jim Teacher

5. In Auctioneer

6. Detective

7. Head of human resources

8. Kit Snicket

B. Associates

1. The hook handed man

2. The bald man with the long nose

3. The enormous creature that looked neither like a man nor a woman

4. The powder faced woman

III. VFD

A. What is VFD

1. Volunteer fire Department.

The truith is that we dont rely know for sure what VFD is. We think that VFD was once an organisation which stood for Volunteer Fire Department. VFD were people who put out fires when they were set but many years aftar there was a skisim. Some of the members turned evil so you couldn't tell who was good and who was bad. At one side of VFD were the one's who started the fires and the other side were people who put them out. You yosed to be able to tell people were part of VFD by there tattos but now you can never tell. Count Olaf was a member of VFD but he joined the bad side. I hath to warn you Count Olaf isn't the only enemy. There are people who are ekruly wicked or even worse. People like the man with the beard and no hair and the woman with hair and no beard which the Baudelaires met in the mountains.

IV. The Author

A. His name is Lemony Snicket

B. Snicket and his family

Lemony Snicket has one brother who's name is Jack and one sister who's name is Kit. Kit did get to meet the Baudelaires and she did get to know them. Jack met them for a little wile. The Snickets were members of an organisation known as VFD which meant they had a tattoo on there ankle like Count Olaf. Count Olaf was a member of VFD but he quitted with the skisim. Count Olaf tricked the Baudelaire home by pretending Jack Snicket was him but the Baudelaires new it wasn't Count Olaf but no one would listen to them. Count Olaf disguised him self as a detective and murdered Jack Snicket and pretended it was the Baudelaires. Lemony Snicket had dedicated his life to the Baudelaires but it is not recorded that he met the Baudelaires although it is possible that a mystery man in book 12 who tried to get the Baudelaires to go with him was lemony Snicket because Lemony Snicket said he new all about the taxi man.

C. He is actually a character that existed in the book who never appeared in the book

D. Meeting the Baudelaires

Lemony Snicket had dedicated his life to the Baudelaires but it is not recorded that he met the Baudelaires although it is possible that a mystery man in book 12 who tried to get the Baudelaires to go with him was lemony Snicket because Lemony Snicket said he new all about the taxi man.

On my last post I told you the story of how I got how to cheat a dragons curse and today I am going to tell you the story of how to cheat a dragons curse, I could tell you the story about all the other Hiccup books but I won't, not in this post anyway becuse it would be to long. Anyway I'm now going to tell you a bit of the story. One day Hiccup and his freind Fishlegs went out on a voyage and I can't remember what the voyage was about but they met all kinds of mystiryas people like a man called Nurbet the Nuchob who had been trying to kill them. Hiccup had throwen something in the middle of a part of Nurbet's body which made Norbet very angry. Hiccup tried very hard to run away from Norbet the Nuchob. Meanwile they came acros an enormas vorpent and they were trying hard to run away from this vorpent. Finaly they got back to the ship. If you buy this story on book or even audio book you might realise that this first bit of the story may not be exact but this first part is importent so I had to say it. Anyway qiute a bit aftar Hiccup noticed that there was something not qiute write with Fishlegs. He kept saying rude stuff to people and acting dum. Hiccup started to think Fishlegs was terribly ill. He spoke to his father who was the cheif of the hairy huligan tribe and his father said he was also wooried about Fishlegs which Hiccup thought was very unuseirel for his father who's name was Stuit to be wooried about anything. His father just said Fishlegs was a total weardo and told his son to keep away from him but Hiccup said "but father he's my best freind" Stuit replyed "keep away from him my boy. "Why don't you make freinds with Snotlout? Snotlout was a nasty boy who hated Hiccup. Stuit said to Hiccup "when I'm dead I want you to become the next cheif of the hairy huligan tribe so I can't let you going around making freinds with little weardos like Fishlegs so stay away from him. Hiccup was still sure there was something not write with Fishlegs so he spoke to an old man knowen as Old Rinkely about it. He took Fishlegs with him. Old Rinkaly was a person who maid people well when they were sick. Hiccup walked in and said "is there something wrong with Fishlegs? "he seems to not be him self latley" Fishlegs said "I'm fine, its just a cold". Hiccup ignored him and let Old Rinkaly take a look at him. Qiute a bit aftar Old Rinkaly said "Hiccup your Fishlegs has Vorpentitis" Hiccup looked shoked and Fishlegs said "I'm fine its just a cold" Hiccup ignored him saying "how do I cure him? Old Rinkaly replyed "the only way to cure Fishlegs is by the vegetible that no one dare's name. "The potato said Hiccup. "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh said Old Rinkaly "your not seposed to say the vegitible that no one dare's name." Hiccup replyed "there's no such thing as the potato. Old Rinkaly replyed "There might be. "There have been people who say that there are some vegetibles that no one dare's name in a far away land knowen as America". Hiccup said "Even if there is such a place as America it is to far away and you told me that Fishlegs only had a few hours to live". Yes Old Rinkaly repled "but it is posible that Norbet the Nuchob may have a vegitible that no one dare's name. "Norbets father bileived that the world was not flat but round so he went out to prove it and he brought back a frozen vegitible that no one dare's name said Old Rinkaly". This is only a blog post so I'm not giving you all the details of the book becuse it would be to long and to tiaring for me to right down so I will just skip all this talking betwwen Hiccup and Old rinkaly and say what happend next. Hiccup went to tell his father about the posibility. He said to his father "father could we go on a qest". Stuit looked puziled saying "what kind of qest? Hiccup said Fishlegs has vorpentitise and the only medicine that can cure him is the potato" "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh said Stuit. "Your not seposed to name the vegitible that no one dare's name" "were not going to go on a qest for something that dosn't exist just to save a little weardo said Stuit. Hiccup replyed "It might exist, Old Rinkaly said that Norbet the Nucheb might of stolen a potato from a far away land knowen as America". Stuit replyed "There is no way I am letting you go to see Norbet the Nucheb to save a little weardo". Hiccup wasn't giving up on Fishlegs so he took a freind of his with him and he hook his dragon who's name was Tuithless with him and also took another dragon who's name was 1eye. I am not giving you all the details of this story becuis it would be to long so I will just say what happend when they got to Norbet the Nucheb. When they got there Hiccup tried to ask for the potato but Norbet wouldn't give it to him. He only sent Hiccup in prison. I am not going to tell you how Hiccup eskaped. If you want to know that you will hath to ask me in a comment or even better read it your self. When Hiccup eskaped he saw the frozen potato with an arow stook in it so he tried to get it out but it was so hard. Sudenly he saw Norbet the Nucheb chasing aftar him. As I told you Hiccup brought a freind with him, it was a girl named Camacarsy. She told Hiccup to leave wile she fought with Norbet. Hiccup didn't want to leave Camacarsy but he new she was a better fighter than him. Camacarsy was winning anyway. Norbet kept hathing to duck so he wouldn't get killed by this grate fighter. I can't qiute remember how this battle ended but if you want to know them plerse just leave a comment and I'm sure I could find out for you. Anyway some how Hiccup managed to pull thye potato with the arow in it out of the stone which it was in. I shall now just skip over to the end. If you want to know what happend in the middle them just leave a comment and if I can I shall tell you.

For Easter this year I got another audio CD which is called How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse by Hiccup Horrendous Haducc III. The story is about Hiccup Horrendous Haducc III. There is a series of books about Hiccup Horrendous Huducc III. Books like how to speak Dragonese, How to train your dragon, how to be a pyrite and how to twist a dragons tail. I'm not exactly sure which order they go in but all of these books are about Hiccup Horrendous Haducc III. I had listened to some of these audio Cd's because I am a member of the listening books company which means I get quite a lot of Cd's cooming all the time. As soon as I send one back they send one to me. One of the first Cd's I got from them was how to speak dragonese. Shortly after I got loads of other books by Hiccup Horrendous Haducc III and I shall now shorten his name to Hiccup. The one audio book I didn't get about Hiccup was how to cheat a dragons curse. We went to borders the other day and we started looking at all the books and audio books and I found all the Hiccup Cd's, There was how to speak dragonese, how to be a pyrite and how to train your dragon. I went looking through all the Hiccup Cd's and finally I saw a Hiccup CD that I hadn't heard called how to treat a dragons curse. I will tell you all about the story of how to treat a dragons curse on my next post.

This is a play of littile red ridding hud. We made it and it was very funny.

Sorry I haven't blogged for quit a bit. My mind has been on other things. I thought I would post on the Chinese Banquet we had. We eat Chinese food and dressed up as Chinese people. I was the Chinese emperor , Esther was Mulan from the film Mulan, Alice was Khan from the film Mulan, Mummy was just a Chinese person and Anette was Gladys Alward. We had sweet and sour to eat. We also had crispy duck and light cheese

A few days ago We went to see a football match. Not one that was on the TV but just a local one by were we live. It was in holywell. Holywell were playing against Llanberis. Holywell won thankfully. I brought the camera with me and took quit a few pictures. You might be thinking if I took pictures why did I only load this one picture on to my blog. It is not rely even a very good picture. I tried to load the pictures on but for some reason only this one loaded up so that is why I only loaded this poor one on.

One of the best things I am good at is bathroom cleaning. Here is the bathroom that I cleaned isn't it genius?

Some of you might of read on my earlier posts that I am very interested in Animation. You might of read in my earlier posts that I was planing to make a long feature film but I haven't got round to it. However on the web cam that we were planing to yose for the film I recently found some special animation video affects. All these videos you can see are all my voice and my eyes and my mouth exept for the lion one which Alice made.

As you might of read on my profile we go to school at home which means we have are lessons at home. Lately in are History we have been doing about Queen Esther. It said in are History book for the girls who are listening to dress up as queen Esther and we thought seeming how it was heading up towards Proum we would celebrate it so we all dressed up as people in those days.

For today's post I thought I would talk to you a bit about the new book that my sister has made. It is could The Mystery of the Monkey Palace For all ages. Esther found this program that you could write books and she wrote this book and we found a website that publishes books that people write. Believe it or not Esther is actually in the story and so am I and so is my Dad but in the story we are not brothers and sisters and John who is my Dad is not are Dad in the book. In the book Esther is one of the most exited people who ever went to the zoo. In the story Esther's father who is not the same person as are real father Esther's father in the book is a zookeeper in charge at the monkey house. In the story Esther helped at the monkey place, as it was more properly called, and her father said she could, help look after the new Peach-speckled monkey as soon as it's space ship arrived. I won't tell you any more of that part of this story because I don't want to spoil the story but I will tell you about who I was in the story and who my Dad was in the story. In Esther's story are real Dad is named the mayor, John March, a large, loud, dark-haired man who liked to grab his stomach when he laughed. Mayor March was best known for helping poor people, which everyone agreed was one of the most remarkable things ever to happen in Manhattan. Now I will tell you who I am in the story. Unfortunately Esther made me a spoilt brat who is only the same age as Esther but I am not the same age as Esther I am five years older than Esther. Esther has said in here book that All I could do was keep sniffling. Esther could still see tears coming down my cheeks. I don't mind Esther putting me as a spoilt brat or putting me the same age as Esther. I'm just happy she put me in it. Soon I will get one of my story's published and I will tell you about that on my blog. If you want to find the website that published Esther's book click here. www.lulu.com/uk/author/create.php?cid=uk_brand&gclid=CNiAu6Hzi5kCFRIgZwodqnKQmgcid=uk_brand&gclid=CMXq0YHyi5kCFQQ9ZgodSmv9ng

Yesterday we went to church and I had this terrible cold. I was sneezing and itching and people were looking at me. I came home and eat this delicious meal of sausage casserole and the sausages were tesco’s finest but they were full of fat, there was fat pouring out of them. When we had finished our dinner we were going to Sunday School and I got some money out of a money box and my brother Ben, Alice and Esther were calling me to come and it took a few minutes for me to do what they wanted but I finally came and got in the car and drove to church.

I thought seaming how I have just done a narnia post I thought I would show you a video of how they are going to make the voyage of the dawen treader.

In sometime in December last year I think I did a post on Narnia and these pictures of stuff from the voyage of the dawn treader. As I am sure I have told you. The next Narnia film they are making is the voyage of the dawn treader. They have got some trouble with making the voyage of the dawn treader. Disney wanted to release the voyage of the dawn treader in the summer of 2010 but Walton media who also created Narnia think that it is a bad month. Prince Caspian was released in the summer of 2008 and people say that was a bad time to release it because it clashed with Indiana Jones and other films so Disney are planing to leave Narnia when they film the voyage of the dawn treader. I rely are not happy with Disney leaving Narnia not because Narnia goes well with Disney but because they started with Disney and I rely don't think they should change it because it rely wouldn't be the same. That is just my opinion it might be good for the series if Disney leaves Narnia. I do hope they still get to make the voyage of the dawn treader even if it is not Disney. There is this person on you tube who thinks they will get to make it I hope so but I am not that sure.

A few days ago we had no electricity so we couldn't use any electrical things in the house, we thought it must of been because we had so much snow. I built a snow man on the same day but because we had no electricity I could not use the camera to take a picture of the snow man and load it on my blog.
You may be thinking you don't need electricity for a camera but for my camera you do. My camera is only a digital camera but it does not have a throw away battery. It has a rechargeable battery in it, so that is why I have not loaded any pictures of the snow in our house until now. We found out that the reason the electricity wasn't working was not because of the snow, but because of the electricity in our house, my mum hadn't checked the switch on the fuse box, a toaster had blown the electric early in the morning. Today we took some pictures of the snow in our house ,but the picture below is not a picture of the snow man I made on Tuesday but a snow man we made today. The snow man I made was almost melted, so we could not take pictures of that so me Esther Alice and Donna built this snow man.

Aparently I am grumpy and pesimistic

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In the Lord of the Rings personality quiz that Alice has made I happened to be my faverite charicter I was Golom. Click on the picture of Golom and you can find out who you are.


you are smelly slimey and deceatful but your master trusts you.

Quiz by TheQuizzery.com

Today I went hiking with my elder brother and sister.