Hello again. My sisters Alice and Esther have recently got really into The Lord of the Rings and Lord of the Rings is my favourite film so I thought I should do a series of posts on Lord of the Rings. I have got the audio books of The Lord of the Rings so first I think I shall tell you about how I got the audio books. My Dad has the audio books of Lord of the Rings on tape and they are very precious to him. I had got the Narnia audio books in Christmas of 2005 and my Dad listened to them and he heard that they were dramatised by Brian Sibly and he said "Oh there dramatised by the same person who dramitised The Lord of the Rings, maybe I should let you listen to that". Daddy did let me listen to the Lord of the Rings and I really enjoyed them. As you might know the Lord of the Rings is in three parts which were all made into films but these audio books were in thirteen parts and they all had different names, each tape was one episode. Anyway I finished them and I told everyone that I really enjoyed them, I thought they were much better than the Narnia audio books. A year or two years later it was heading up to my fourteenth birthday and Mummy showed me these audio books on the Internet, they were A Series of Unfortunate Events If you want to hear about them you will have to read my earlier posts. Anyway me and my mum were in the car one day and we were talking about my birthday coming up and I said how much I enjoyed those Lord of the Rings audio books that Daddy lent me and she said she might try and get them for me but she also said they might be a bit expensive. Anyway mum told my Dad about me really liking Lord of the Rings and as soon as he heard he went on the Internet looking for them. He Finlay found a tin of them, they looked like the picture you can see up above. Mummy and Daddy had all ready ordered me the audio books of A Series of Unfortunate Events so they told my Nanny about them so she got them for my birthday. When I say get them she didn't archly go on the website and order them, Mummy ordered them and Nanny gave Mummy the money for them. When they came through the post I realised that they were not in thirteen episodes but three. They had become like the films. I listened to them before I even started A Series of Unfortunate Events I once again I really enjoyed them. When I finished Lord of the Rings I listened to A Series of Unfortunate Events and I enjoyed them even more. In my Lord of the Rings they added some bits in from when they made Daddy's one's. Thanks for reading, this is going to be a series of posts about Lord of the Rings. On my next post I will tell you a bit of the story. Thank you.

On my last post I told you the story of how I got how to cheat a dragons curse and today I am going to tell you the story of how to cheat a dragons curse, I could tell you the story about all the other Hiccup books but I won't, not in this post anyway becuse it would be to long. Anyway I'm now going to tell you a bit of the story. One day Hiccup and his freind Fishlegs went out on a voyage and I can't remember what the voyage was about but they met all kinds of mystiryas people like a man called Nurbet the Nuchob who had been trying to kill them. Hiccup had throwen something in the middle of a part of Nurbet's body which made Norbet very angry. Hiccup tried very hard to run away from Norbet the Nuchob. Meanwile they came acros an enormas vorpent and they were trying hard to run away from this vorpent. Finaly they got back to the ship. If you buy this story on book or even audio book you might realise that this first bit of the story may not be exact but this first part is importent so I had to say it. Anyway qiute a bit aftar Hiccup noticed that there was something not qiute write with Fishlegs. He kept saying rude stuff to people and acting dum. Hiccup started to think Fishlegs was terribly ill. He spoke to his father who was the cheif of the hairy huligan tribe and his father said he was also wooried about Fishlegs which Hiccup thought was very unuseirel for his father who's name was Stuit to be wooried about anything. His father just said Fishlegs was a total weardo and told his son to keep away from him but Hiccup said "but father he's my best freind" Stuit replyed "keep away from him my boy. "Why don't you make freinds with Snotlout? Snotlout was a nasty boy who hated Hiccup. Stuit said to Hiccup "when I'm dead I want you to become the next cheif of the hairy huligan tribe so I can't let you going around making freinds with little weardos like Fishlegs so stay away from him. Hiccup was still sure there was something not write with Fishlegs so he spoke to an old man knowen as Old Rinkely about it. He took Fishlegs with him. Old Rinkaly was a person who maid people well when they were sick. Hiccup walked in and said "is there something wrong with Fishlegs? "he seems to not be him self latley" Fishlegs said "I'm fine, its just a cold". Hiccup ignored him and let Old Rinkaly take a look at him. Qiute a bit aftar Old Rinkaly said "Hiccup your Fishlegs has Vorpentitis" Hiccup looked shoked and Fishlegs said "I'm fine its just a cold" Hiccup ignored him saying "how do I cure him? Old Rinkaly replyed "the only way to cure Fishlegs is by the vegetible that no one dare's name. "The potato said Hiccup. "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh said Old Rinkaly "your not seposed to say the vegitible that no one dare's name." Hiccup replyed "there's no such thing as the potato. Old Rinkaly replyed "There might be. "There have been people who say that there are some vegetibles that no one dare's name in a far away land knowen as America". Hiccup said "Even if there is such a place as America it is to far away and you told me that Fishlegs only had a few hours to live". Yes Old Rinkaly repled "but it is posible that Norbet the Nuchob may have a vegitible that no one dare's name. "Norbets father bileived that the world was not flat but round so he went out to prove it and he brought back a frozen vegitible that no one dare's name said Old Rinkaly". This is only a blog post so I'm not giving you all the details of the book becuse it would be to long and to tiaring for me to right down so I will just skip all this talking betwwen Hiccup and Old rinkaly and say what happend next. Hiccup went to tell his father about the posibility. He said to his father "father could we go on a qest". Stuit looked puziled saying "what kind of qest? Hiccup said Fishlegs has vorpentitise and the only medicine that can cure him is the potato" "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh said Stuit. "Your not seposed to name the vegitible that no one dare's name" "were not going to go on a qest for something that dosn't exist just to save a little weardo said Stuit. Hiccup replyed "It might exist, Old Rinkaly said that Norbet the Nucheb might of stolen a potato from a far away land knowen as America". Stuit replyed "There is no way I am letting you go to see Norbet the Nucheb to save a little weardo". Hiccup wasn't giving up on Fishlegs so he took a freind of his with him and he hook his dragon who's name was Tuithless with him and also took another dragon who's name was 1eye. I am not giving you all the details of this story becuis it would be to long so I will just say what happend when they got to Norbet the Nucheb. When they got there Hiccup tried to ask for the potato but Norbet wouldn't give it to him. He only sent Hiccup in prison. I am not going to tell you how Hiccup eskaped. If you want to know that you will hath to ask me in a comment or even better read it your self. When Hiccup eskaped he saw the frozen potato with an arow stook in it so he tried to get it out but it was so hard. Sudenly he saw Norbet the Nucheb chasing aftar him. As I told you Hiccup brought a freind with him, it was a girl named Camacarsy. She told Hiccup to leave wile she fought with Norbet. Hiccup didn't want to leave Camacarsy but he new she was a better fighter than him. Camacarsy was winning anyway. Norbet kept hathing to duck so he wouldn't get killed by this grate fighter. I can't qiute remember how this battle ended but if you want to know them plerse just leave a comment and I'm sure I could find out for you. Anyway some how Hiccup managed to pull thye potato with the arow in it out of the stone which it was in. I shall now just skip over to the end. If you want to know what happend in the middle them just leave a comment and if I can I shall tell you.

For Easter this year I got another audio CD which is called How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse by Hiccup Horrendous Haducc III. The story is about Hiccup Horrendous Haducc III. There is a series of books about Hiccup Horrendous Huducc III. Books like how to speak Dragonese, How to train your dragon, how to be a pyrite and how to twist a dragons tail. I'm not exactly sure which order they go in but all of these books are about Hiccup Horrendous Haducc III. I had listened to some of these audio Cd's because I am a member of the listening books company which means I get quite a lot of Cd's cooming all the time. As soon as I send one back they send one to me. One of the first Cd's I got from them was how to speak dragonese. Shortly after I got loads of other books by Hiccup Horrendous Haducc III and I shall now shorten his name to Hiccup. The one audio book I didn't get about Hiccup was how to cheat a dragons curse. We went to borders the other day and we started looking at all the books and audio books and I found all the Hiccup Cd's, There was how to speak dragonese, how to be a pyrite and how to train your dragon. I went looking through all the Hiccup Cd's and finally I saw a Hiccup CD that I hadn't heard called how to treat a dragons curse. I will tell you all about the story of how to treat a dragons curse on my next post.

For today's post I thought I would talk to you a bit about the new book that my sister has made. It is could The Mystery of the Monkey Palace For all ages. Esther found this program that you could write books and she wrote this book and we found a website that publishes books that people write. Believe it or not Esther is actually in the story and so am I and so is my Dad but in the story we are not brothers and sisters and John who is my Dad is not are Dad in the book. In the book Esther is one of the most exited people who ever went to the zoo. In the story Esther's father who is not the same person as are real father Esther's father in the book is a zookeeper in charge at the monkey house. In the story Esther helped at the monkey place, as it was more properly called, and her father said she could, help look after the new Peach-speckled monkey as soon as it's space ship arrived. I won't tell you any more of that part of this story because I don't want to spoil the story but I will tell you about who I was in the story and who my Dad was in the story. In Esther's story are real Dad is named the mayor, John March, a large, loud, dark-haired man who liked to grab his stomach when he laughed. Mayor March was best known for helping poor people, which everyone agreed was one of the most remarkable things ever to happen in Manhattan. Now I will tell you who I am in the story. Unfortunately Esther made me a spoilt brat who is only the same age as Esther but I am not the same age as Esther I am five years older than Esther. Esther has said in here book that All I could do was keep sniffling. Esther could still see tears coming down my cheeks. I don't mind Esther putting me as a spoilt brat or putting me the same age as Esther. I'm just happy she put me in it. Soon I will get one of my story's published and I will tell you about that on my blog. If you want to find the website that published Esther's book click here. www.lulu.com/uk/author/create.php?cid=uk_brand&gclid=CNiAu6Hzi5kCFRIgZwodqnKQmgcid=uk_brand&gclid=CMXq0YHyi5kCFQQ9ZgodSmv9ng

Last time I told you a bit about the story of Alex Rider and this time I would like to tell you some of the things we didn't cover and maybe answer some questions about Alex Rider. First of all you might of been wondering what is the stormbreker? The stormbreker is a tipe of computer which MI6 were exploring. The man who invented the stormbreker was a man could Herod Sale, Herod Sale was planing to send these computers out to all the school children in the UK. MI6 thought that Sales word was to good to be true, so they wanted to send someone in to explore the computers first they sent Ian Rider to explore the computers but Ian never got back because he was murdered by a trained assassin cooled Yassen Gregorovich so Ian Rider didn't die in a car accident he was murdered. MI6 were still interested in the stormbreker so they did want to send someone else in they were going to send a woman in them she could maybe disguise as a receptionist but them they came up with a better idea. Herod Sale had sent a teenager to come and look at the stormbreker and MI6 thought of sending Ian's nethu Alex to look at the computers but MI6 actually forced Alex to be a spy he didn't want to be at all. It turned out that Sale was planing to send the stormbrekers out to Britain and the pride minister of the UK will hath to press the button and send the virus to the schools and kill everyone in the schools. I didn't tell you in my last post that Alex took up training with the SAS just before he went to Cornwall to study the computers. All Alex's life Ian was prepeareing Alex for becoming a spy. Alex did Marshal arts, he spoke french German and Japanese, he did scooper diving, mountain climeing, and many other sports. When Alex had found out that his uncle hadn't died in a car accident these men were keeping his uncle's car, and they were trying to attack Alex but Alex new how to defend him self. If you have any more questions about Alex Rider please post a comment and if I can I will answer them.

I am not sure whether you have read Alex Rider but I Decided I wood tell you a bit about the story. Alex Rider was a perfectly normal fourteen year old boy who went to school every day like most boys his age. Alex's parents were dead so he only had an Uncle Ian Rider who had a very boring job, Ian Rider worked for a bank. Alex's Uncle was hardly ever there but Ian Rider had a House keeper Jack Starbrite who looked after Alex when Ian wasn't there which is most often Alex always wonderd why his Uncle never spoke about his job. One day Alex was waiting for his Uncle to come but his Uncle never came instead there was a police car parked outside. From his second-floor window Alex could see the black ID number on the roof and the caps of the two men who were standing in front of the door. The porch light went on and, at the same time, the door opened ''Mrs Rider?'' No. I'm the housekeeper.What is it What's happend ''This is the home of Mr Ian Rider'' ''Yes.'' ''I wonder if we could come in...'' And Alex already knew. He knew from the way the police stood there, awkwardly and unhappy. But he also knew from the tone of their voices. Funeral voices ... that was how he would descrtibe them later. The sort of voices people use when they come to tell you that someone close to you has died. He went to his door and opened it. He could hear the two policemen talking down in the hall but only some of the words reached him. ''...a car accident ... called the ambulance ... intensive care ... nothink anyone could do ... so sorry.'' Alex and Jack new now that Ian was dead so they went to the funeral there were lots of bankers with guns and the chairman of the bank started walking towards him ''You must be Alex.'' The chairman was only a little taller than him. Close to, his skin was strangely unreal. It couled have been made of plastic. ''My name is Alan Blunt,'' he said. ''Your uncle often spoke about you.'' ''That's funny Alex said. ''He never mentioned you.''The grey lips twiched briefly. ''We'll miss him. He was a good man.''What was he good at Alex asked. ''He never talked about his work .''Suddenly a man called Crawley was there. ''Your unkle was overseas Finance Manager, Alex,'' he said. ''And I know he was very careful. About things like seat belts.'' ''Well, sadly he wasn't careful enough.'' Blunt's eyes, magnified by the thick lenses of his spectacles, lasered into his own and for a moment Alex felt himself pinned down, like an insect under a microscope. ''I hope we'll meet again,'' Blunt went on. He tapped the side of his face with a single grey finger. ''Yes..'' Then he turned and went back to his car. Alex and Jack went back. The bank rang the following day. ''This is John Crawley. Do you remember me? Personnel Manager at the Royal & General. We were wondering if you could come in.''''Come in?'' Alex was already late for school. ''This afternoon we found some papers of your uncle's. We need to talk to you ... about your own podition.'' Was there something faintly threatening in the man's voice? ''What time this afternoon?'' Alex asked. ''Could you manage half - past four? We're on Liverpool Street. We can send a cab '' 'Ill be there,'' Alex said. ''And Ill take the tube.'' He came out to Liverpool Street tube station just after four-fifteen that afternoon, still wearing his school uniform. He found the bank easily enought. The Royal & General occupied a tall, antique - looking building with Union Jack fluttering from a pole about fifteen floors up. Alex stopped in front of it. For a moment he wondered if he was making a mistake going in. If the bank had been responsible in some way for Ian Rider's death, maybe they had asked him here to arange his own. No. The bank wouldn't kill him. He didn't even have an acount there He went in. When he got in the bank Alex asked at the Reception, for John Crawley and Alex sat there waiting for Crawley and sudanly one of the lifts pinged open and Crawley appeared in his usual suit, but with a different tie. ''I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, Alex,'' he said. ''Have you come straight from school?'' Alex stood up but said nothing, allowing his uniform to answer the man's question. ''Let's go up to my office,''Crawley said. He gestured. 'We'll take the lift.'' They got there and Crawley said here we are!'' Crawley usherd Alex out into a long corridor with an uncarpeted, wooden floor and modern lightining. A series of doors was punctuated by framed paintings, brightly coloured abstracts. ''My office is just along here.'' Crawley pointed the way. They had passed three doors when Alex stopped. Each door had a name-plate and this one he recognised - 1504: Ian Rider. White letters on black plastic. Crawley nodded sadly. ''Yes This was where your uncle worked. He'll be much missed.'' ''Can I go inside ?'' Alex asked. Crawley seemed suprised. ''Why do you want to do that?'' ''I'd be intrested to see where he worked.'' ''I'm sorry Crawley sighed. ''The door will have been loked and I don't have the key. Another time perhaps.'' ''I have the office next door Just here.'' They went into 1505. Crawley said to Alex ''Plese Alex Sit down,'' ''so what do you want to talk to me about ?'' said Alex ''Your uncles will '' The teephone rang Crawley answerd it He spoke for a few momants them hung up again. ''I'm very sorry, Alex I have to go back down to Reception. Do you mind?'' ''Go ahead.'' and Crawely left and Alex moved to the door of 1504 and tried the handle. But Crawley had been telling the truth. It was locked. So Alex climed out the window of Crawley's ofice and tried to make it to Ian Rider's ofice and he made it and when he got there he saw lots of files that got his atention the movement of uranium across Europe and techniquets. The last file was simply labelled : STORMBREKER. Alex was about to read it when the door sudenly opened and two men walked in. One of Them was Crawley. Alex new there was no point trying to explain what he was doing . He was sitting behind the desk with the Stormbreker file open in his hands. But at the same time he realized that the two men weren't suprised to see him . ''This isn't a bank Alex said. ''Who are you? Was my uncle working for you? Did you kill him?'' ''So many questions,'' Crawley mutered. But I'm afraid we're not authorized to give you the answers.''The other man lifted his hand and Alex saw that he was holding a gun. He stood up behind the desk, holding the file as if to product himself. ''No '' he began. The man bent forward and shot Alex in the heart. The next day Alex Rider woke up he was alive that at least was a nice suprise. Alan Blunt and a dark, rather masculine woman un wraping a sweet were already already sitting down. Mrs Blunt? 'Alex.'' Blunt smiled briefly, as if it was some thing he didn't enjoy doing. ''It's nice of you to join us.'' Alex sat down. ''You didn't reley give me a lot of choice.'' ''Yes. I don't quit know what Crawley was thinking shooting you like that, but I supose it was the easiast way. May I intorduce my colleague, Mrs Jones.'' The woman noded at Alex. Her eyes seemed to examine him minutely, but she said nothing. ''Who are you?'' Alex asked. ''What do you want with me?'' ''As I'm sure you've gathered ,'' ''the royal and general is not a bank. In fact it dosn't exist ... it's nothing more than a cover. And it to do I told you at the funeral, is Blunt I am Chief Executive of the Special operations of MI6. And your uncle was, for want of a better word, a spy.'' ''Will you work for us Alex, Alex said yes. I wont tell you any thing else exept that Alex became a spy to and all the Alex Rider books are about him being a spy. I think I have put to much allready.

In November 2008 I did a series of posts on Lemony Snicket’s ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’. Seeing how I haven’t done any proper posts for quite some time I thought I should do a series of posts on ‘Alex Rider’. Alex Rider is a series of books about a teenage spy. He is a spy but he is only 14 years old, only a year younger than me. It was heading up towards Christmas 2007 and my mum had ordered some Alex Rider audio books and said ‘Alex I’ve ordered some audio books that I think you will like.’ I didn’t seem that enthusiastic about the audio books but I expected them - after all I didn’t really have a lot of choice. But I was quite excited about listening to it any way but it turned out on Christmas day that my sister Naomi had got me the DVD of Alex Rider is well. On Christmas day I completed ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’, and then I listened to Alex Rider. It was quite good, almost as good as ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events, in fact I actually found out about the new Alex Rider coming out and I really wanted to get the new audio book of it. I will tell you all about the story of Alex Rider in my next post.

On my last post I posted on Lemony Snicket’s Horseradish bitter truths you can’t avoid and this time I am going to post on a Series of Unfortunate event. The Unauthorized Autobiography. This is a book which is mainly about the Lemony Snicket, you may rather not read this post because you will find your life in despair. It can answer some questions about Lemony Snicket and V.F.D questions like. Why was Mr Snicket’s death published in the newspaper? Why has Mr Snicket dedicated his life to the Baudelare case?
Why does Count Olaf have a tattoo of an eye on his ankle? What is V.F.D.? Where are the Qagmire Triplets now? How many associates does Count Olaf have?
There are eight more questions but I decided I would tell you some of the stuff in there. First I will just tell you a bit about why Mr Snicket dedicated his life to the Baudelaire case. I will post a bit on the letter that R W sent Mr Snicket.

My dear Mr Snicket

You are alive and relatively well! Last night, when I arrived at the Orion Observatory to give my annual lecture to the Meteorological Society, I saw someone breaking into a navy blue Jeep parked in the south west corner of the parking lot, and my heart leaped: perhaps there was a change you were still alive. I did not expect to find out for certain until the usher handed me your letter. You took a terrible chance in contacting me, but I am so sorry that I was unable to prevent, or at least delay your capture at my masked ball that evening, and I have been worried sick all these years that you were dead, despite rumours of your activities spreading through the network of loyal members. There are not many of us left, Mr Snicket, but we are ready to help you in any way we can. O Mr Snicket, everything you kept in my house is gone. Your bullfighting costume is gone, along with all of the other disguises you kept with me; the fake wooden leg, the box of wigs, and that strange suit that enabled you to look like a chest of drawers. Your typewriter is gone and the bright blue accordion, which I believe you told me was your third favourite. Everything in that guest room is gone, and all the things in the guest room next door. Beatrice, of course, is far past complaining about lost possessions—the very reason, I am certain, that you have dedicated your life to researching the lives of those three poor children. Are they gone, too? It seems everything is nowadays.

With all due respect
RW


I am sorry that is not the whole of the letter I didn’t have enough room to put the whole letter if you want the whole letter you will have to read it yourself, but does that letter give you any clues to the question why Mr Snicket dedicated his life to the Baudelaire case. I am sorry there is no more room to put any think else in if you want to hear any more you will have to get your own copy if you really are interested and want to know more them you may find your own copy at amazon .

I got two books by Lemony Snicket for my fifteenth birthday, one was Horseradish Bitter Truths you can't avoid and, the other was the Unauthorized Autobiography of a Series of Unfortunate Events. I am going to do a post on Horseradish first. Horseradish is an amazing book it's all about all the hard bitter parts of life, and how to react to them, there are some things in this book which are not quite right, because Lemony Snicket is not a Christian, but I think there are some interesting true things in there. Here are some quotes.

"There is something marvelous about returning home at the end of a long day, even if there is tuna fish for dinner."

I think this is a true saying.

But this next quote is one I disagree with.

"There are some poeple who say that you should forgive everyone, even people who have dissappointed you immeasurably. There are others who say you should stomp off in a huff no matter how mant times they apologise. Of these two philosophies, the second is more fun, but it can also grow exhausting to stomp off in a huff every time someone has dissapointed you, as everyone disappoints everyone eventually, and one can't stomp off in a huff every minute of the day.

The author is coming to the right Biblical conclusions, we should forgive others all the time but I think he has the wrong reasons for thinking this, he is making a joke of it really.

Here is another quote which I think is very true.

"Deciding on the right thing to do in a situation is a bit like deciding on the right thing to wear to a party, such as deep sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier. The truth is that you can never be sure if you have decided on the right thing until the party is over, and by then it is too late to go back and change your mind, which is why the world is filled with people doing terrible things and wearing ugly clothing." I think that passage is true in a worldly sense, sometimes we just don't know what to wear or do, but we have the bible so we have more of an idea of what is right and what is wrong and as for the things we dont know are right or wrong we shoud go by our conscience, if our conscience tells us that somethink is wrong ,them we should not do it. There is one part of horseradish that says," It is difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked to begin with. "

I think this is true but the Bible says, " What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his own soul."

I think it is not difficult to be wicked, it is simply impossible to be good. Rom 6:23 "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God"

Thanks for reading this post about Lemony Snicket's horseradish, you might like to get a copy your self, it may help you as it has for me. You can look it up on amazon .

I think that all of the series of unfortunate events are good but the last book was the one I liked the least. There are some questions that I thought would have been answered in the thirteenth volume ,but they remained unanswered, questions such as what was inside the suger bowl ? What was the great unknown ? There's someone on the Internet who thought of the question, "Who are the man with a beared and no hair, and the woman with hair and no beared". But to me,( I didn't need to know their names, the illustration that Lemony Snicket gives is enough for me) a person on the internet thought that the mystery man in the Penultimate Peril was actually Lemony Snicket himself. When the Baudauleres had accidently killed Dewey Danoumure with the harpoon gun, a mystery man tried to get the Bodalares to come with him in the taxi . Lemony Snicket knew all about the man in the taxi and that he might have picked up the sugar bowl. You may think what's important about a sugar bowl, the book doesn't tell you, but it lets you know it's very important. This person on the internet thinks that the 'great unknown 'was owned by the man with the beard and no hair and the woman with hair and no beard. I don't know if this man on the internet is correct, I am sorry I dont know who they are and I wish book thirteen had told me. I won't tell you anymore you will have to read the book for yourself.

I am not sure whether you have read Lemony Snicket's .A Series of Unfortunate Events, but I decided I wouldd tell you a bit about it. It begins on one perfectly normal day at Brimy Beach, when three children were throwing rocks in the water ,when a banker of the name of Mr Poe came up to them and coughed into his hankerchief saying," your parents have perished in a fire that has destroyed your entire home. "
This small short sentence had changed the childrens lives for ever. Mr Poe had to find a guardian for them, sadly he was a greedy and villianias man called Count Olaf, a dispicable villian, with a tatoo on his ancle. I think I forgot to mention that the orphans parents had left an enormous fortune for the children when Violet the eldest was of age, Count Olaf tried his hardest to get this enormous fortune. Unlike a lot of villians, Count Olaf was really clever, which meant that he could think of scheme after scheme to get this enormous fortune. Frst he tried to marry Violet which in that plan he failed because Violet signed the marriage note with her left hand and she was right handed so Count Olaf didn't have the fortune not yet any way. That was the end of Count Olaf taking care of them because of him trying to get the fortune. Mr Poe phoned the police but before the police got there, Count Olaf had gone. You may think that the Bodelares never heard of Count Olaf again, but you are wrong if thats what you think ,some how Count Olaf found them again when they were in there new Guardians home, but this time he was in disguise. He was disguised as Dr Mountgunnery's assistant. This time Count Olaf murdered the children's guardian and tried to take them to Peru, but at the very last minute Count Olaf's disguise was revealed and once again Mr Poe tried to call the police, once again Count Olaf ran away before the police got there, and the children found that what ever home they went to Count Olaf folowed them thinking of scheme after scheme to steal the Bodalare fortune.

one of my best authurs is Lemony Snicket and his series 0f unfortnate event. One day my dad came home from werk and he had borght a new film of a series of unfortunate events and he said tow us ive got a new dvd for you and its a realy scary dvd exdreamely scary we put it on and it said on the scren plese dont play but we playd it and it wasn't scary but when it menchind that it was depresing and it said you mite rather watch somethink more jolly like the telly tubys or somethink but the film was ok the acter Jim Carry made count olaf qite funny but if it wernt for him the film wood hath been rubish. When it was heading up to my birthday my mum saw on a book web site a series of unfortunate events audio books and she asked me wwther I wpod like her tow get me that for my birthday but I wasn't so sure wether I wanted them becuise I wasn't perticyely a fan of a series of unfortunate events but I said yesw any way but I more preferd acting audio books rather than read audio books but finely they came and when I had compleated lord of the rings I listend tow Lemony Snicket and I was glad that Mumy got them for me I will tell you all about a series of unfortunate events in the next post